- Mothers assume that anytime you cross a street in New Orleans you will be hit by a car. Result=mother crying.
- Saks fifth avenue is the worst place to get a concussion.
- While concussed in saks you are likely to see everyone you know.
- All puppies know how to do is eat grass.
- Mothers also assume that anytime you walk, you will break your ankle or something.
- My mother is far too paranoid.
- If you are home for more than 1 hour you become the carpool service.
- I tweet far too much. Like 10 tweets a day too much.
- Books on tape about sociopath murderers in mormon communes are not okay.
- Stanford from Sex and the City is also a guest star on Wizards of Waverly Place.
- I love Wizards of Waverly Place.
- Pigeons are even dumber than I thought.
- Everyone is tweeting mean girls quotes right now.
- In middle school I was the biggest oc and laguna beach fan ever. EVER.
- Meg Appel liked "learnin new tricks" in the 8th grade.
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