So, apparently taking one summer class is no excuse for not being employed. And here I thought it was. Much to my surprise, no one is looking for employees that are catchphrase-champion-e-news-in-walking-form-chelsea- handler-prodigy's. Who knew? Simply put, I have all the skills of chelsea handler/ryan seacrest/kim kardashian, minus their super successful careers. This is going to be rough. Oh, but don't worry. I am qualified to pull a drowning child out of a pool. That trumps Kim K's skill set any day.
Since my school was feeling a little generous this year, they decided to just put mardi gras and spring break together. Oh, what a great idea! Oh, False! Result: being robbed (or nabbed as my mom would say) of extra days for mardi gras and having spring break at the same time as no one but my dog (spring break is her whole life). Now, here is a list of things I have done since I have been in Gulfport:
1. (insert cricket noise here)
2. (insert picture of tumbleweed blowing through a ghost town here)
Well, that sums up all the cool things I have done. Oh yeah, I almost applied for internships at e! and the white house. Versatility at it's finest. But that would have taken a long time, and I am lazy. If I want to work somewhere I need to know they really want me with all my skills i.e. it would take chelsea or the president showing up at my door to get me a job.
Sorry I stalk myself on facebook so much. Sorry I post pictures to people's walls and comment belligerently in the process. If you read this, you know I have no life, so that's my excuse.
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